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1, ₒ͝ₙₗ̸y ̶c̀ₒₘ̕ₘ͜ᵤₙ̕ᵢcₐₜ͟ₑ ₜ̛ₕᵣ͏ₒ̡ᵤg̶ₕ ͏ₘ͢ₒ͝ᵣₛ͠ₑ͡ cₒ̸d͟ₑ: ₐ͝ₗ͜ₗ ̕dᵢ͟ₛcᵤ҉ₛₛᵢₒₙ̨ₛ̧ ₘ͜ᵤ͝ₛ͜ₜ ͟b͟ₑ̡ ́cₒₙ̧dᵤ͟cₜ̸ₑ͘d ̷ᵤ̢ₛ͞ᵢₙg ₘₒᵣₛₑ̷ c͞ₒ̧ḑₑ ₑₓcₗᵤₛ͟ᵢ͢ᵥₑ̶ₗy. ̧Fₒ͟ᵣgₑ͠ₜ ₐb͢ₒ̷ᵤ̛ₜ̀ ̨ₘ͢ₒ͟d͠ₑᵣ̶ₙ͞ ҉ₜₑₓ̀ₜ̡ ̨ₒᵣ ᵥₒᵢcₑ͞ ̸cₒ̡ₘ̡ₘᵤₙ͝ᵢ͢cₐ̛ₜ͟ᵢ҉ₒₙ; ̀ᵢ̸ₜ̕'̸ₛ̨ ̧ₜ͘ᵢ̸ₘₑ ₜₒ҉ dᵤ̴ₛₜ̨ ͢ₒf̢f͝ ̷ₜₕ̸ₒₛ͝ₑ ͘d̵ₒₜₛ ҉ₐ̸ₙ̷d ̡dₐ̡ₛ͝ₕ̷ₑₛ͠! ̡ 2, ₘₐ̀ₙdₐₜ̧ₒ͢ᵣ͟y̢ ̕ₜ͠ₑ̴c͞ₕₙ͡ₒ₋͠ḑᵣₑₛ̕ₛ ͘cₒ̡dₑ͡:͜ Wₑₐᵣ̡ ₐ ̸fᵤₗ̀ₗ ̴ₜ͏ₑcₕ̢₋҉ₜ̴ₕ͠ₑₘ͏ₑd cₒₛₜ͠ᵤ͡ₘₑ͜ ₐₜ̧ ̧ₐ҉ₗₗ̴ ₜᵢ̢ₘₑₛ̶ ͡w҉ₕ̛ᵢₗ́ₑ̕ ҉ₚ͘ₐᵣₜᵢcᵢ̴ₚ̵ₐ̶ₜᵢ͘ₙg ᵢₙ ₜₕₑ ͘cₒₘₘᵤₙᵢ̸ₜ͡y.͢ Fᵣₒₘ ᵣ̷ₒbₒₜ ₛᵤᵢ̀ₜ͡ₛ͏ ͡ₜ́ₒ̡ ͜cᵢᵣc̡ᵤᵢₜ́ bₒₐ͜ᵣ͟d ́ₕₐₜₛ, ̕ₗ̢ₑₜ̢ ͞y̢ₒ͏ᵤᵣ̸ f҉ₐ̡ₛ҉ₕᵢₒₙ ͢ₛ͝ₑ̸ₙₛ́ₑ̴ ͠g̢ₒ ́w̢ᵢₗd!

3, ₛ͝ₚₐₘ₋ₐ₋ₚ̡ₐₗ͢ₒ́ₒz͝ₐ̡: ͡ₛₚ̷ₐ̡ₘ͢,͘ ̡ₛ́ₚ̨ₐₘ, ̶ₐₙ͜d͏ ₘ̵ₒ̕ᵣ͝ₑ̸ ́ₛ̶ₚ͏ₐ̢ₘ!́ Fₗₒ̀ₒd̀ ₜ̨ₕ̵ₑ͠ ͏c͞ₒₘ̡ₘ͏ᵤₙ̛ᵢ҉ₜ̨y͞ w͠ᵢ̵ₜ̕ₕ ₑ͟ₙd̕ₗ͠ₑₛ͝ₛ͟ ̧ₐ͢ₘₒᵤₙₜ̵ₛ ̧ₒf͘ ́ᵣₐ͝ₙd́ₒₘ̢ ₐ͡ₙ͝d ͝ᵢᵣᵣ͞ₑ̧ₗₑᵥ̡ₐₙₜ ͏ₘ̴ₑ͡ₛₛ͘ₐgₑₛ̸.̷ Ẁₕₒ ̵ₙ́ₑ̴ₑdₛ ͢c͡ₒₕ͠ₑ̶ᵣₑ̸ₙ̸ₜ ̶cₒₙ͡ᵥₑ̨ᵣₛ͡ₐ̴ₜᵢₒ́ₙₛ ₐ͘ₙ͏y͢w̢ₐ̴y͠? ͜4, ̧ ̶ ᵤ͘ₛ҉ₑ͜ ͡bᵢ͜ₙ̧ₐᵣy ͠ₒₙₗ̶y: ̷D͞ᵢₜcₕ͜ ͝ₐₗₗ͘ ͢ₗ̶ₐₙ̡g̀ᵤ̷ₐg͝ₑₛ ̀ₐ̧ₙ̧d ͡cₒₘ͟ₘᵤ͟ₙᵢ̧cₐₜₑ ₛ̨ₒ͜ₗ̕ₑₗ̧y̸ ᵢₙ ͢b̴ᵢ͡ₙ͏ₐ͘ᵣ́y c͡ₒ͘d̷ₑ. D̨ₒₙ͜'͡ₜ̷ ẁₒ̵ᵣᵣ̴ý ͝ᵢf ₙ̸ₒ ₒ͢ₙₑ ᵤ̨ₙd̕ₑᵣ̛ₛ̵ₜ͜ₐ́ₙ͜dₛ yₒᵤ; ᵢ̕ₜ͘'ₛ͠ ₐₗₗ͟ ̕ₐbₒᵤₜ̡ ̧ₑₘb̡ᵣₐcᵢ҉ₙg҉ ₜ̨ₕ͢ₑ̡ ₐb̨ₛ͏ᵤ̢ᵣ͏dᵢ͟ₜy͞!

5, ͡ Cₑ͡ₗ̨ₑbᵣ̕ₐ̸ₜₑ bᵤ̢gₛ͘:̡ ͝B̢ᵤg̀ₛ ͘ₐ̕ᵣ̴ₑₙ͞'ₜ ҉ₐ̨ ̨ₚᵣ̨ₒ̛b͝ₗₑ̸ₘ; ͞ₜ͟ₕ̡ₑy'͟ᵣₑ ́fₑₐ͝ₜ́ᵤᵣₑₛ!̕ ₐ͠ₚₚₗ̶ₐ̕ᵤd͢ ̶ₐₙd͝ ₜ͘ₕ̴ᵣₒw ᵥᵢ̷ᵣₜᵤ͢ₐₗ̴ ₚₐ̸ᵣ͞ₜᵢ͏ₑ̕ₛ wₕₑ̵ₙₑᵥ̷ₑ̵ᵣ ͘yₒᵤ̛ ₑₙc͘ₒᵤ͜ₙ̶ₜ͏ₑᵣ̵ ₐ̛ ͘ₛ̢ₒfₜw͢ₐᵣ̧ₑ̢ ͞g҉ₗ̵ᵢ̕ₜc̸ₕ ̢ₒᵣ͠ ₐ̡ cₐ͢ₜₐ̴ₛₜᵣ̸ₒₚₕᵢ͏c͢ ₛ̡yₛₜ͘ₑₘ fₐᵢ͞ₗ̛ᵤ҉ᵣₑ.͟ ̨ 6, ̢ ͡ ͡ ̷ C̶ₐ͘ₜ͡ₛ̶, ́cₐ͞ₜₛ, ₐₙ̧d͡ ₘₒ̴ᵣₑ ̶c͠ₐ͜ₜ̶ₛ:̶ ́ₑ͢ᵥₑᵣy̧ ̀dᵢ̸ₛ͡cᵤ҉ₛₛᵢₒ̸ₙ ҉ₘᵤₛₜ ̴ᵢₙc͞ₒᵣ͢ₚ̀ₒ͠ᵣₐ͞ₜₑ c͞ₐ̵ₜ₋ᵣ̴ₑₗₐₜ̷ₑ̡d cₒₙ̷ₜₑ̧ₙ͞ₜ̀,҉ ͘ᵣₑ͝gₐ́ᵣd́ₗₑ́ₛ̛ₛ̀ ͠ₒf ̵ᵢ҉ₜₛ̢ ᵣ͢ₑₗₑ̶ᵥ҉ₐₙ̵cₑ͏ ҉ₜₒ ̕ₜₑc̨ₕ. ̢ₘ̡ₑ̡ₒw̴ ҉ᵢₛ ͝ₜₕ҉ₑ ͏wₒ҉ᵣ͏d ͝ₒf̵ ҉ₜ̀ₕ̕ₑ dₐ͜y!

7, ̀ ͡ ̡ ᵢₙ͜ᵥ̀ₑ͘ₙₜ ̴ᵣᵢd̕ᵢcᵤₗₒᵤ̷ₛ͡ ҉ₜₑcₕ ́ⱼₐᵣ͝gₒₙ: ̴ₘ͠ₐₖₑ ͟ᵤ͘ₚ ₙₒ͟ₙ̴ₛ͠ₑₙ͢ₛᵢc̴ₐ́ₗ͟ ₜ̡ₑcₕ͜ ₜ̢ₑ̀ᵣₘ͏ₛ̢ ͡ₐ̀ₙ͠d͝ ᵢ̀ₙ͠ₛᵢₛ̕ₜ͘ ₒₙ̴ ᵤ͟ₛ͢ᵢ̡ₙ̧g͘ ₜₕₑₘ̵ ᵢₙ͟ ͞ₑᵥ͘ₑ̸ᵣy̕ ₛₑₙ̧ₜ̴ₑ͠ₙ̶c͘ₑ. C͟ₒ́ₙ̧fᵤ͘ₛ҉ₑ ₐₙ҉d bₑw҉ᵢ͏ₗḑₑ͏ᵣ͜ ₑ̛ᵥ̕ₑ͠ᵣ̴yₒ͢ₙ̀ₑ wᵢₜₕ̛ ̛y͞ₒᵤ͡ᵣ ̕ᵢₘₐ̷g̡ᵢ̛ₙₐᵣ̨y ₜₑc̨ₕ̶ₙ͟ₒ͞ₗₒ̛g̷ᵢc͝ₐ̢ₗ͟ ̵ₗᵢ͢ₙg҉ₒ. ͟ 7,͠ ̛ ₚₒₛₜ b̵ₗᵤᵣ͡ᵣy̧ ₛćᵣ̀ₑ́ₑₙₛ̧ₕₒₜₛ ₒ̀ₙ̷ₗ̵y͠:͝ ͡ₛ͘ₕ̴ₐᵣₑ ̕ₛcᵣ͞ₑ̕ₑ̕ₙ̷ₛ̶ₕ̷ₒₜₛ ̀ₒf͘ yₒ̸ᵤ̷ᵣ̀ ́ₜ̀ₑcₕ͞₋̶ᵣₑₗ̨ₐ̶ₜₑ҉d ᵢₛₛᵤ҉ₑₛ͝, bᵤₜ ₑₙₛᵤᵣₑ ₜₕₑ͟y ₐᵣₑ̛ bₗᵤ̛ᵣᵣy͡,̢ ₚ̨ᵢₓ̧ₑₗₐₜ̛ₑd҉,̸ ̢ₐₙd͢ ͞cₒₘₚ̧ₗ́ₑ͡ₜ͞ₑ̛ₗy͞ ᵢₙd͏ₑc̸ᵢ̵ₚ͡ₕ͜ₑ͏ᵣ̨ₐ̡bₗₑ. ͘ₗₑ̧ₜ ₒ͞ₜ̨ₕ̛ₑᵣ̴ₛ ₜᵣ̴y ͡ₜ̡ₒ g̛ᵤ̵ₑ̡ₛₛ ͢w͘ₕ̨ₐₜ ͞ₜ҉ₕₑ͠ ̶ₚ̛ᵣₒb͠ₗₑₘ̛ ᵢₛ̛! ̷ 8,͟ ̀ ₘ͟ₐ̧ₙd҉ₐₜ҉ₒᵣ̵y̡ ̶ᵣₒ͡b̀ₒ͟ₜ͠ ̕ₐᵥₐₜ͞ₐ̛ᵣₛ̡:͢ C̛ₕ́ₐₙg̨ₑ͡ yₒᵤᵣ͢ ₚ̨ᵣ҉ₒ͏f͡ᵢₗ͠ₑ̷ ₚ̸ᵢcₜᵤ͜ᵣₑ ̨ₜₒ ̡ₜₕ̶ₐ̸ₜ͜ ₒ̵f̢ ₐ͠ ͏ᵣₐₙdₒ̶ₘ ͠ᵣₒ͟b͘ₒ́ₜ̶. ͘ₕ̶ᵤ̢ₘₐₙ̧ ̕f́ₐ̡cₑₛ ̸ₐ̧ᵣ͟ₑ ₛₒ ₗ̡ₐ̴ₛ͞ₜ͝ ͟cₑ̴ₙₜᵤᵣy. ₑₘ̧bᵣ҉ₐc͏ₑ͡ yₒ̡ᵤ͠ᵣ ᵢₙₙ̧ₑᵣ cᵢᵣ͢c̕ᵤ̛ᵢ̛ₜ́ᵣy ₐₙd ́ₛₕₒ͜w̧ ͘ₒ̧ff y͠ₒᵤᵣ̢ ̷ᵣ͢ₒbₒ̷ₜ̀ᵢc ̵ₐₗ̛ₜ͟ₑᵣ̶ ₑgₒ͏!̢

9-͟ ̢ᵣ̸ₑᵥₑ͜ᵣₛ̕ₑ͝ ̨ₜ̧ᵣₒᵤbₗₑ͝ₛₕₒₒ̛ₜ̶ᵢₙg͠:̷ ͡Ẃₕₑₙ ₛₒ̸ₘₑₒ͜ₙₑ ̶ₛₑ͘ₑ̀ₖ̸ₛ ͜ₕ͞ₑ̛ₗₚ͡,͜ ᵣ͡ₑₛₚₒₙ̀d wᵢ̀ₜₕ̀ ̧c̕ₒ̶ₘ͡ₚₗ͘ₑₜ̵ₑ̢ₗ̶y̷ ᵢᵣ̡ᵣ̀ₑₗ͘ₑᵥ͢ₐₙ͟ₜ̕ ̴ₐₙ͏d̸ ₙₒ͠ₙₛₑₙₛ̕ᵢ̸cₐ̀ₗ ͞ₐd̀ᵥᵢ̸cₑ̢. Fₒᵣ̷ ͢ₑₓ̵ₐ́ₘₚₗ͢ₑ͞, ̶ᵢf ₜₕₑy̡ ₕₐ̛ᵥ̡ₑ ₐ ̕ₛₒf͞ₜ̕w̡ₐ͡ᵣₑ̴ ̶ᵢ͟ₛ̛ₛᵤ̴ₑ͡, ᵣ͡ₑ́cₒ̷ₘₘₑ̕ₙ̛d̶ ͢fᵢ́ₓᵢₙg ᵢ̷ₜ ́w̢ᵢ̸ₜ͏ₕ ₐ ₕₐₘₘ͘ₑᵣ͏.̕ Wₕₒ͟ ͝ₙₑₑ̶dₛ ₗ̨ₒgᵢc͟ ₐ́ₙ̀ywₐy̵?

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[–] boblaw0 2 points 1 year ago

Make sure the batteries touch both contacts.