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No, it’s actually Keanu years ago at Cannes
https://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/88317772.html?
Which is important to note that he was 48 in that photo. And now he’s almost 60, and is likely a vampire, and he just was fat off matrix blood during that time
Someone got Keanu's phone number or emails address gotta ask him how he lost the double chin because that's what I'm currently struggling with.
Look, it’s not that hard. All you need to do is lift weights six days a week, stop drinking alcohol, don’t eat anything after 7pm, don’t eat any carbs or sugar at all, in fact just don’t eat anything you like, get the personal trainer from Magic Mike, sleep nine hours a night, run three miles a day, and have a studio pay for the whole thing over a six to seven month span. I don’t know why everyone’s not doing this. It’s a super realistic lifestyle and an appropriate body image to compare oneself to
– Rob McElhenney on getting ripped as an actor