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Why does the USA gives so much money to Israel every year and gives them weapons? What benefit does Israel give the USA? (lemmygrad.ml)
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[–] Saprophyte 26 points 1 year ago

My PolySci professor explained Israel as America's retarded cousin. He said America gives the idiot a stick and says "I don't like that guy". The idiot runs over and hits the other guy with a stick. America says "it wasn't me, it was that idiot." and when his retarded cousin comes back, America gives him a bigger stick.