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do what? barmen?
Not just the barmen but the barwomen and barchildren, too.
Uhh yeah, officer?
I don't like SQL. It's unstandardized and ugly and irritating - and it gets everywhere.
No, bartenders.
BarTENDErS
SELECT * FROM tendies;