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Are self-driving cars a traveling expense deduction or taxable income, and how would the car report this? (worldwideinterweb.com)

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Comedian Mitch Hedberg
Source - https://worldwideinterweb.com/funny-quotes-from-famous-comedians-gallery/

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Me, I probably would have used my receipt to wipe the powdered sugar off to the side of my desk in a neat line and forget to clean it up-- What's that officer? Yes I was here, but left to deposit large sums of cash to the bank befoe closing-- Drugs?! I don't do drugs. Cocaine, wait a minute, is that the stuff that keeps you up, makes you all wirey and really really skinny?
{ Lifts shirt }
COP: Sweet jesus. A beer gut like that needs decades to develop.
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