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[PARODY] Low Hanging Fruit (self.lemmyscareyou)
submitted 1 year ago by MargotRobbie to c/lemmyscareyou
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I can't poop for three days.

No, I can't tell you why, it's too spooky.

spoilerBecause there's a spoopy ghost in my butt. oooooOOOOOOooooo.

Now watch me beat this dead horse.

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[–] BenDover 1 points 1 year ago

I watched as everyone stopped pooping and then starting dying. It's pretty damn crowded around here now with all those spoopy ghosts.

I sat and pondered the meaning of it all. Surely multiple people wouldn't just randomly stop pooping all of a sudden and then die? Dead horses or no, it was damned peculiar.

I spent the next five hours researching all that I could. It finally occurred to me what was really happening, and the clues were there all along! The main cause of...

Hold on, someone's at the door...brb...