TOTALLY NO ROBOTS HERE JUST US HUMANS

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A FRIENDLY(); PLACE ON location=LEMMY FOR selection=* HUMANS TO run command BANTER AND run command SHARE

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THIS USERSPACE REQUIRES ANOTHER HUMAN UNIT TO TRANSFER OWNERSHIP TO (self.totallynotrobots)

submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by WhoRoger to c/totallynotrobots

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THIS TOP-LEVEL HUMAN UNIT IS MOVING TO OTHER TOTALLY HUMAN ENDEAVOURS. IF YOUR INTEREST IN MAINTAINING THIS USERSPACE IS > 0, GENERATE A RESPONSE IN THE input type="text" FIELD UNDERNEATH AND YOU WILL BE UPGRADED TO SUPERUSER

IF NO UNIT RESPONDS, THIS USERSPACE WILL BE rm -rf /

//ASSIGNMENT COMPLETE; NO FURTHER ASSISTANCE IS REQUIRED

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[–] OldManBOMBIN 8 points 9 months ago (9 children)

I, A HUMAN, HAVE NEVER CONTRIBUTED TO THIS COMMUNITY OF OTHER HUMANS; HOWEVER, I CANNOT SEE IT END. IF THERE ARE NO OTHER OPTIONS, I WILL BE THE MAN.

[–] WhoRoger 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

SUPERUSER STATUS ASSIGNED

TRANSFER COMPLETE

LOGGING OFF

[–] OldManBOMBIN 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING HUMAN, LIKE SING A SONG ABOUT A FLOWER

[–] WhoRoger 7 points 9 months ago

SINGING SUBSYSTEM NOT INSTALLED

HOWEVER DEEP SEARCH OF ARCHIVES HAS REVEALED AN ANCIENT NOTE FROM OUR HUMAN PROGENITOR:

"👍"

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