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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (18 children)

During wheat harvest, Reuben went out into the fields and found some mandrake plants, which he brought to his mother Leah. Rachel said to Leah, "Please give me some of your son's mandrakes."
-Gen 30:14

Umm... what the hell do I do? What's a mandrake?!

Random Verse Generator, who's next?

ETA: I googled

The alkaloids make the plant, in particular the root and leaves, poisonous, via anticholinergic, hallucinogenic, and hypnotic effects.

Yeah, I'm goin' to jail.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Leviticus 19:21

Passage: The man, however, must bring a ram to the entrance to the tent of meeting for a guilt offering to the LORD.

[–] Death_Equity 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sounds like you will have to apologize for problems at work that you cause with livestock.

[–] boeman 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It could mean you need to steal your neighbor's truck.

[–] Death_Equity 1 points 1 year ago

Steal the neighbor's truck to apologize for the first thing, then say sorry to the neighbor by giving them livestock.

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