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Shut the hell up (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Merlin13245 to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My dads Merc says "please" when it's giving you directions.

winds me up to no end.

i want the instructions to be as low bandwidth as possible.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least let me power trip you damn computer.

"Take the next right"

"Take the next right WHAT?"

"Take the next right please, sir"

[–] jaybone 1 points 1 year ago

THE FIRST AND LAST WORDS OUT OF YOUR FILTHY ROBOT MOUTH WILL BE “SIR.”