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So my childhood fears weren't wrong. I'll prepare for the watermelon plant growing inside me. /s
For real, what the hell
I like to drive around and lure kids into my van. Once home I huck those flesh-sacks into the tanning bed. They get a strict diet of watermelons for sustenance. Soon I'll have ripe watermelons... Soon...