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Today I Learned (TIL)

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So my childhood fears weren't wrong. I'll prepare for the watermelon plant growing inside me. /s

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

For real, what the hell

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I like to drive around and lure kids into my van. Once home I huck those flesh-sacks into the tanning bed. They get a strict diet of watermelons for sustenance. Soon I'll have ripe watermelons... Soon...