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Ideas for programming rizz? (i.imgur.com)

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wrote an automation specifically for my partner to unlock the front door when they arrive home.

Also we got a sexy time button.

Home Assistant is a path to what many would consider... Unnatural.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't have a partner and have no clue how I would update it for two, but when I start sleep tracking on my phone it turns off all my lights and turns up the fan. Opposite for waking up / alarm. It's so nice.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 1 points 1 year ago

I need that in my life some day

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Could set up pressure sensors for the bed, or only turn on sleep tracking when you're both ready to sleep.