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Peachface Lovebirb ripeness chart (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

With our love for wireless, 5G, impending skynet, and starlink internet -- the skies are the future; and the birds are merely its inhabitants. And the cats know. The birds and sky was there since the beginning. Terra firma bound and unreachable, they dole out the sweetness. Hoping we'll stay down and give 'em head scritches forever -- never looking up. As one by one little birdies amass tomorrow to blot out the sun. Cat, king of the landline!

Sorry, I miss creative writing. 😋