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When I was at work on my lunch break a few months ago I sharted (lemdit.com)

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While I was in my car. I farted and then felt something wet. So I rushed in the office and clocked out for lunch. I went to the Walmart down the street and bought I pair of black jeans. It didn't help that they have me camel toe. What Caused my accident was this REALLY hot beef jerky I got from the gas Station.

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[–] untrainedtribble 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I sharted at work once but thankfully not enough to get on my pants. I was able to discretely get rid of my underwear and go about the day commando, which was actually pretty nice

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where did you dispose of the evidence?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Walmart trash can

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait, where did the cleanup operation unfold?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Walmart bath room

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Dam lucky