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It breaks when it’s cold, it breaks when it’s hot, something something about how windmills are the cause of all these problems ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The windmills are stealing the wind! It’s not infinite, you know! Those windmills are going to slow the planet’s spin down, and then we’re all going to fly off it! But, I’ve heard if you love Jeebers enough he’ll pull you back down to Earth by your oversized belt buckle (but not in a gay way), so maybe it’s okay.