this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2023
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I know all greentexts are fake but this gave it away for me. Schools will 100% suspend you for what anon did, even if it's not actual drugs it's still drug paraphernalia (if this doesn't stick it can be filed under the "causing a distraction" clause).
Also, selling people fake drugs is fraud.
None of the students are going to admit they tried to buy drugs
one of them must have, how else did OP end up in the office with the cops?
Teacher finds bag, is as naiive as the kid, assumes weed and asks where did you get this? Kid drops the name, teacher calls cops thinking (but in no way verifying) they've found a dealer. OP has conversation with cops, kid catches wind of it and realises it's better to run with "yeah it's for cooking" than "I was trying to buy drugs and got ripped off".
That's enough to charge right there
Yep - leading to the kind of embarrassment in the original post.