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I'd make it so that liquid soap dispensers sounded like they were struggling to nut quietly each time you pressed down.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Make it so that when you arrive home you're never allowed to put your keys in the same place more than once.

Forgot something in the car and have to go back out? Time to find a new spot...

[โ€“] PunnyName 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh hey, it's like ADHD for everyone!

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Surviving adhd'er does a "spot" count if my keys are always attached to my pants?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

As the rulemaker I'd say that's fair game, but you'd have to keep them strapped to your pajamas otherwise that's when you'd need to find a spot.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Did this already happen? Because I never put them in the same place and am constantly rushing to find them lol.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I think my wife has this curse already.