this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] scurry 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

bedroom eyes

You battle your significant other for honor in bed?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why, is there another way to do it?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

My wife had to do a rite of ascension just to battle in bed with me. Honorably of course.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Husband: "Oh man, what a shit day at work today. I can wait to eat dinner and just veg out in front of the TV to decompress."

Wife: "There will come a day when I no longer require to ride your dick like a pogo stick before dinner...but not today."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If it's done right, yeah.