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[–] nucleative 30 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Doing that under oath is a crime, so those claiming copyright and their employees would be taking a lot of risk of eventually being discovered.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Need to get away with murder? Easy! Just say 'it wasn't me, it must of been someone else who done it'. For bonus points, combine with a wink to the hot judge/juror of your choice."

[–] azurekevin 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Tolos 2 points 1 year ago

Do you have to add "zoinks" at the end when you say it wasn't me?

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