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[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You have to say the activation words: "Man, these edibles ain't shit".

Then you buckle up because the stoner gods will hear that shit and punish/reward you accordingly

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You forgot the most important part. You have to utter those words while standing up from the couch.

[–] Earthwormjim91 21 points 1 year ago

No the most important part is saying they ain’t shit as you eat another one

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Luckily, I was pretty cautious the first times trying them as I'm pretty new to all this, and I just sat on them for for a few hours. After the first hour or so I was indeed saying "these ain't shit!". Later I was indeed rewarded for the wait. lol

[–] Transcendant 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder what effect it would have, to chew the edible for a long time rather than swallowing it? Like, would it not absorb the cannabinoids sublingually much quicker than going through the stomach?

I do this with shrooms and it always seems to bring the effects on quicker for me than my friends who just swallow it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I definitely notice the oral absorption with edibles with just normal eating (not sure if everyone gets that? I have a pretty low tolerance), I've never thought to keep it in my mouth on purpose though. I'll be testing that out next time I have some.

I was planning to go on a trip later today so I'll be trying that trick with shrooms, thanks for the tip.

Edit - I'm mostly back to earth now; I really liked it. normally I feel kinda weird and tingly for the ~hour it takes for shrooms to kick in and sometimes that can put me in a bad headspace, but there was a nice and very noticeable immediate effect with chewing them for ages that helped me get into the right mood to appreciate the 'main event' more. I really needed it :)

[–] Transcendant 2 points 1 year ago

No worries, happy tripping :)