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[–] PunnyName 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I offer you a cup of really good coffee. Like, REAL GOOD. I hype it up for months, maybe years. Get you really excited for it.

And then I give you a tiny cup that holds approximately 2 tablespoons of cold Folgers.

Did you get what I offered?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

No.

You start with a really good cup of coffee but are then offered the best coffee. So they take your really good coffee that you already paid for and toss it out, break the machine that makes the really good coffee and then serves you garbage coffee in a slightly smaller cup and then spits in it.