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[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Standing in line is where society breaks down. It's a weird thing I enjoy; standing in line and observing those around me. I encourage anyone to try it. Just watch, and you'll start to see patterns of a handful or so of the same types of people.

[โ€“] CurlyMoustache 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When I queue for the toilet, I count how many men wash their hands after they're done ๐Ÿคข

[โ€“] Thisisforfun 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Try not to notice how many people use hand sanitizer before going to buffets.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

COVID ruined buffets for me. Like I absolutely cannot bring myself to eat at one anymore

[โ€“] CurlyMoustache 2 points 1 year ago

I prefer my food without traces of cock

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

All of them... Right? Right??

[โ€“] Siegfried 6 points 1 year ago

Today we voted in argentina. I had to wait in line for like 20 to 25 min... not great, not terrible. 5 mins in, someone in my queue started complaining about how we can't even manage a school for an ellection (the queues where a mess everywhere) and we are voting to ellect a president... I mean, he was right but still, save something for the end of the day