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submitted 2 years ago by thorbot to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is it the sex whenever you want? That feature is a paid one I think, mine's not working either.

[–] RojoSanIchiban 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Goddamn pay-to-win model!

[–] chemical_cutthroat 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just pull random shit out of your pockets and see if it increases their intimacy meter.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

"Use rubber chicken with woman"

I can't use that

"Use magical root beer on woman"

I don't think she's thirsty

"Use Wally's monocle on woman"

I can't use that

I give up. Women are too complicated.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

There's a reason Guybush Threepwood never got laid.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

In the current game he even has a kid with Elaine. He got that one going for him, which is nice.

[–] RojoSanIchiban 3 points 2 years ago

If only it had a pulley in the middle...