this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane

While people behind me are going insane

Edited to say: I guess the lyrics of Denis Leary’s “Asshole” have been lost to the ages.

[–] JustAManOnAToilet 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat

I walk around in the Summer time, saying, "How about this heat?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Got me thinking about Knorkator's "Böse"

[–] Zuberi 4 points 2 years ago
[–] Landmammals 1 points 2 years ago

Rhythmically it also works for Offspring's Bad Habit