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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (14 children)

Spartans were good at war

Spartans loved smashing ass

Therefore smash ass to be good at war

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

They also really liked smashing underage boy asses during Spartan training for the boys🤔

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

A strong anus means you won't shit yourself in battle

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