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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My dumass thought op meant programming language, and I spent 2 minutes thinking of some sarcastic reply.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I know it's wrong, but there's something about the forbiddenness of JS that makes it sexy.

Oh, baby, you wanna do what with my strings?

Jokes aside, Scala or Haskell, hands down. Those are sexy languages that make gorgeous code.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Printf(hello);

Ladies go crazy with C.

[โ€“] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

This won't work, and it's called C++, and that's C, not C++.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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