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Data: Captain, we are being sucked in by an unidentified singularity. In approximately 1 minute 37 seconds our ship will be destroyed.
Picard: Modify the photon torpedos to emit a magnetic field. After that, lock onto them with a tractor beam while reversing the shield polarity of both the torpedos and our ship. While locked on, detonate them, causing a cascade reaction that allow us to safely entire a reverse warp bubble for 3.74 seconds.
Data: presses 3 buttons
Data: Success, sir.