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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Jesus christ, this is like a manatee dying of prison rape. Maybe introduce them to some ladies? And this might not happen?

[–] totallynotarobot 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You want the female manatees to get raped to death instead?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 years ago

Or for them to have healthy relationships.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Womanatees