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Does anyone actually eat a whole full-sized snickers? (self.asklemmy)

submitted 1 year ago by 0beevomit0 to c/[email protected]

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I have one in my drawer, I want a snack, and I like Snickers. But I can't bring myself to eat it. I don't want a half-eaten candy bar in my drawer (you want ants? that's how you get ants.) but I also don't want to eat the whole thing (i'm smol and that's a ridiculous amount of calories) but i cant bring myself to throw the uneaten part away. So it just stays there, taunting me, making me wish it were fun-sized.

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[–] Blackbart42 6 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Make a friend to share with. Offering half a candy bar is a great way to make friends.

[–] 0beevomit0 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Would you like half a candy bar?

[–] Blackbart42 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yes please. See we're friends now, let's go share our candy bar in the shade of that big ole oak tree and see what the wind in the leaves tells us about life.

[–] 0beevomit0 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That sounds amazing. Maybe we can be terrible at slacklining afterwards?

[–] Blackbart42 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's the most fun when you're terrible at it!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

and drunk!

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