this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2023
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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I find gently scraping your shoe on the floor, on the side you're passing, to be a great way to get slow people out of the way. They hear a noise on one side and move away from it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Alternatively you can quietly gnarl like a rabid dog the whole time. Advantage: your poor shoes don't suffer. Disadvantage: they'll take you for a crazy person. Advantage: nobody messes with crazy.