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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Because unlimited pancakes breaks the laws of physics and decency. Even if you had a machine whose primary goal is to make pancakes and use whatever mass is available to it, eventually there will be no more matter in the universe to make pancakes and it would be finite, not truly unlimited. This is blatant false advertising, hence I've got it out for IHOP.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They just use a pancake particle collider to generate new pancake matter.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When milk, eggs, flour, and baking powder collide at a significant fraction of the speed of light, what happens?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

In all probability?

Fire.

[–] BallShapedMan 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What do you think of the term bottomless instead? Lol

Maybe all you can eat?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gay pancakes. These are both fantastic and delicious.

[–] BallShapedMan 3 points 1 year ago

That took a turn I didn't expect 🤣.

My youngest would be 80% pancake by now if that was a thing.