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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Has anyone reading this ever tried one of these horrible jello creations? I see them posted all the time and I have a few old cookbooks that list recipes. But… they have to be absolutely vile right? Lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My grandma used to make things like this when I was a kid. It tasted pretty much like you'd expect hot dogs in jello to taste like. Not necessarily bad, but definitely something that had no business being put together

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What is the jello flavored like? Hot dog water?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Usually it's unflavored gelatin, but technically you can add whatever fat-soluble flavor you want. Chicken, lemon, paprika, squirrel, whatever!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Squirrel sounds a bit nutty to me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Dear lord lol. The closest I’ve ever seen in person is one of these made with mandarin oranges and whip cream which wasn’t too bad… can’t imagine hot dogs though!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

If you can deal with the texture, they aren't terrible.

[–] atomicorange 3 points 1 year ago

I’ve made chicken soup from bones that has an almost jello consistency when refrigerated. It’s delicious, but I never ate it cold!