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Commerce Secretary Urges Fox News Viewers To Buy Tesla Stock: ‘Elon Musk Is Probably the Best Person To Bet On!’ (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Honestly, even if they've been personally harmed... They just move the goalposts. "He's kidding! Oh he isn't kidding? Well, it won't hurt/affect me! Oh it did? Well it won't be for long. Oh it's permanent? We'll this is necessary for it to get better. It didn't get better? Democrat lies, I feel fine. I no longer feel fine? It's the democrats fault!"

Truest thing trump ever said was that he could shoot someone on fifth Avenue and not lose any votes. This guy could march into their home, murder their family and burn down the house right in front of their eyes and they'd still be saying "if only the Fuhrer knew".