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[–] Doctor_Satan 75 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

How long till a President ends a speech with "smash that like and subscribe for 10% off RAID: Shadow Legends"?

[–] straightjorkin 2 points 3 hours ago

This is an insult to RAID shadow legends. They're too high quality for this conman to hock them

[–] uienia 20 points 8 hours ago

He is already kind of doing it, just replace Raid Shadow Legends with Russia.