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[–] Proprietary_Blend 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Where are the "I did this!" stickers?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Should I put them at the egg aisle?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Only if you’re trying to ruin the day of the worker who ends up having to scrape it off.