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[โ€“] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

actually, do yeet the baby if you have an application with different needs. for example, if you want to play a game, you're better off yeeting 60 babies a second and just hope that whoever is on the side catches enough of them to get a smooth stream of babies, than making sure every baby is handed gently to the next person and get the whole line clogged up the moment anything disrupts it. if you just use the yeetomatic 3000 you're always getting fresh babies on the other end, a few might just be dropped in the process

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Getting a smooth stream of babies is a sentence that has no right in being this funny. I wheezed hard