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DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users (theonion.com)

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[–] espentan 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Congratulations, we see you have learned French, so now you qualify for immediate and forceful relocation to Cameroon!

[–] grue 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, shit. I was hoping for Tahiti.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I heard it was a magical place…

[–] supernight52 3 points 1 week ago

A place where the beer flows like wine, and the women flock like the wild salmon of Capistrano.

Wait. Nope, sorry- I'm thinking of Aspen, not Tahiti.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

More likely they would be telling white women learning other languages in preparation to emigrate elsewhere that they aren't allowed to leave the country as they are now property.