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[–] rtxn 164 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

In an alternate reality:

Janitor at university. Found locked military case in river. Coworker says FIM-92 Stinger missile. Heavy. Maybe water, maybe live missile. Call police. Military and EOD arrive. Entire campus locked down. Half of workers taken for questioning. EOD open it -- full of some idiot's clothes and books.

New grudge unlocked.

[–] Madison420 11 points 1 day ago

EOD don't open shit most of the time suspicious potentially unstable shit just gets a bit of c4 or anfo and a send off in place. It's one of the perks to just say dunno and light it the fuck up.

[–] Fergie434 31 points 2 days ago

Or better yet, they decide to just blow it up to be safe.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Imagine if it was full of adult toys. That would be something to talk about.

[–] SaltyBarDog 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ownership of dildos must be normalized. In fact, I want to propose making mandatory to receive one upon becoming of legal age at your country of birth. Upon entering a new job? Complementary dildo. Entering the military? Camouflage pattern, G.I. Dildo. Graduating? Dildo. College? Dildo. Masters? XL Dildo. Doctorate? Epic Dildo. Getting engaged? Matching dildos.

[–] ivanafterall 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Camouflage pattern, G.I. Dildo

G.I. Diljoe?

Masters? XL Dildo.

The Green Jack-It

College?

Magnum Cum Louder

Doctorate

The Cocktorate

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I like how your mind works.

Are we starting a product line?

[–] ivanafterall 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You made me realize being a professional double-entendre creator might be my dream job.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Start issuing fan cards and I'll be your number one.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

And they blow it up. Turns out OP did give a flying f***

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You can say "fuck", here. See?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I do not have the slightest idea of what you intended to convey.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Asterisks are associated with hunter2. That's all they meant.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm either too stupid or too old to understand the underlying joke. Maybe both.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It wasn't the appropriate time for the joke other than seeing asterisks. It's usually associated with passwords. Here's some information on the meme if you haven't seen it, it was unclear based on what you said. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hunter2

Re: too old, the meme dates back to 2004. It's an oldie in internet times.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

Definitely too old.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Yup. Good old bash.org

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

people can also self-censor if they f***ing want to 😉

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Yes, they can. I personally don't even curse, by default, but I'm not offended to read the random swear, unless it is actively used to be an insult towards someone, which was not the case here.

I am interested in making sure people are allowed and expected to express themselves freely in this space, unless they break the "rule" I mention above.

Don't censor yourself. If there is need for a swear, use it. Just don't use swearing in place of proper speech.

[–] thermal_shock 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is there an AI joke in there somewhere or am I missing something?

[–] thermal_shock 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, voice to text default setting on android is to censor cus words with ****

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Very prude world we live in.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

And their name in it...