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[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What if it's Jesus' penis?

[–] thorbot 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] rbhfd 2 points 11 months ago

Mark 9:13

Jesus replied, "Elijah does indeed come, and he will restore all things. But I tell you that Elijah has already come, and they did not recognize him, but have done to him whatever they wished. In the same way, the Son of Man will suffer at their hands."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

That would be great. You'll have 3 whole days to climb until he rises again.