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[–] [email protected] 8 points 20 hours ago

I honestly bet my balls get more washing than my face.

My hair doesn't behave well, so if I'm not wearing a hat I jump in the shower and give it a quick wash. I never get out of the shower without giving the pits and balls a quick lather.

Generally I also shower in the evenings kind of regardless of the morning routine.