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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon plays a prank (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That sounds so sane and human, but I think you're missing a part: in this thread we are shitting on an American for accepting a free mile-long ride because that's too short.

[–] thebestaquaman 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Aha! Thanks for passing me the memo! I'll make sure to shit more aggressively in future comments.