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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

... geez you can’t even have one drink as you get older.

i wish that were true in my case; i didn't touch a drop when i was young, so a single drink used to be enough, but now i have have a dozen and i barely feel tipsy.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

During and after COVID I drank too much and was the same way. A month before my child was born I suddenly had the ability to drop to a normal level of drinking, CDC recommended level, and not it affects me wildly. Maybe give a few weeks break and see how you feel. It's cheaper!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

yeah, i regain my alcohol virginity fairly quickly in a few weeks, but i also become a slut again almost just as quickly.

fortunately there's other substances that can fill for me in while bounce back and forth between virginity and sluttiness. lol

[–] abcdqfr 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

yes, i'm always on one tolerance break or another when it comes to alcohol, weed, caffeine, and sex; somehow those last 2 are always the most difficult. lol