Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Trying too hard (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/microblogmemes

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

The only reason I miss smoking is because there is nothing better than calmly busting out a cigarette at a bar, pulling a real deal strike anywhere match out of the same pack, lighting it with my thumbnail, lighting the burnie, and continuing my conversation with the beautiful woman that I was 100% trying to impress like it was nothing. Fortunately for my lungs (and un-, because I want them) they don't make the matches anymore.

Sidenote if anyone has a red phosphorus connect hmu, I'm not making meth I want my matches back.