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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You will not take away my hot showers liberals, grrr

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Hot showers are bourgeoisie propaganda, designed to keep the working class in a perpetual cycle of stank.

Think about it, the sales of hygiene products fuel our economies, they have us played for absolute fools.

Our hot showers come at the cost of energy, normally coal, which makes climate change worse, making us hotter, and more sweaty, leading to more hot showers.

Ten thousand years ago, our ancestors had no class divide, no climate change, and no hot showers.

Surely you see now that our only option is to rise up, and together, say "fuck this shit" and kill billionaires and stop taking hot showers.

And if you keep taking hot showers then you're enabling the fascist techno crypto oligarchy patriarchy.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a lukewarm shower to attend.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wow you sound like a certain instance that shal go unamed

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

I know lol, I'm just playing along.