this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2025
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Microblog Memes

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

what if it could do all that and grow fermented delicacies in its robot extra parts

[–] Frozengyro 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Get back to me when it does something I can't.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Zing! Sorry I missed this one lol

[–] Iheartcheese 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

i got a "mini waffle maker", makes some weird ass sandwiches

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Let me guess where the waffle maker is located:

ass

[–] Tangent5280 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Weird-ass sandwiches or Weird ass-sandwiches?

[–] grue 4 points 1 week ago