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Granted. You hear the boss music, gradually getting louder.
The boss music... Is my music, right? I'm the boss about to beat the crap out of my hiccups, riiiight?
In your peripheral vision, you see a long red bar filling up. The text above it says "Hic, Lord of the Cups"
Fuck.