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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The rate they're eating at, they're not going to have a chance to get obese, morbidly or otherwise, before they burst like a bunch of Mr Creosotes.

[–] ReverendIrreverence 1 points 6 days ago

"But Sir, it is wafer-thin." "Fuck Off, I couldn't eat another bite"