Facepalm

I picture the cook in the back...

At wafflehouse you get a front row seat of the cooks ass-crack while they cook your eggs and soggy hash browns. There is no "back" except the one you're looking at, which, in my mind makes this so much better, because said BF would get to watch his eggs being cooked wrong while staring at his enemies ass-crack.

If this was true, at least. Although I can absolutely see a wafflehouse cook handling customers like this as a proper gentleman should.