Dungeons and Dragons - Memes and Comics

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Be a Decent Human Being
Credit OC content (self or otherwise)
When posting OC comics please tailor your title to adhere to the following format*:

"Title" - [Comic Name]

e.g. "Krak of Dawn" - [Swords Comic]

*Does not apply to memes

Posts must have something to do with Dungeons and Dragons and be in a meme format or a comic
Zero tolerance for Racism/Sexism/Ableism/etc.
No NSFW content
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Me: I use Vicious Mockery!

DM: what do you say to hurt the guard?

Me: ... you... suck... at guarding and you're a bad guard... who isn't good at guarding?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 33 minutes ago

Conversely, when you actually have high IRL charisma: https://youtu.be/8HqLysSnnlQ

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Generic mockery always works:

"if they would paint a portrait of you they will need neither hammer nor nail, since the painting would hang itself"
"The mud on thy face does make it better"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Please continue...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago

It is well that you wear a hat upon your head, or we might mistake it for your arse.

I see they put you on guard duty to keep the stench outdoors.

Your father is unknown, but your mother made free with a baboon before she had you.

You stand as testament that, with care, a uae can be found for even the most dim-witted.