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Karoline Leavitt tells press 'Jesus didn't have electricity either' (www.irishstar.com)

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[–] NutWrench 134 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

"Jesus didn't have electricity."

Jesus didn't live in Vermont in the middle of winter, either, you idiot.

[–] darthelmet 16 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I’m sure he would have appreciated some AC though.

[–] chaogomu 1 points 21 minutes ago

At the time, the middle east was a bit cooler during the year. So no where near as bad in the summer.

Also, if you build a home properly, it can be self cooling (provided you have even a little bit of a breeze)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago

it would likely depend on whether the pharisees liked it or not.