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Anon becomes a shrimp farmer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago (11 children)

In America, just buy a load of chickens and do this with eggs.

[–] 2piradians 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Silly goose, everyone knows shrimp is much more valuable than eg--

Heavens to betsy, you're right

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Shrimps is bugs

[–] UnderpantsWeevil 6 points 3 weeks ago

Now I just need to find a pod to live in.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

so tasty bug

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bugs taste like shrimp

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

yummmm

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